Diabolicus and Gnometosser are at 57 and questing in Winterspring. We were feeling a bit aggressive and had killed a 62 gnome mage (go to outlands man!) and a 53 warrior.

We’re not such pricks that we both attacked the warrior – I attacked alone to give him a sporting chance. I am a big enough prick that when it seemed he was afk I kept attacking and killed him anyway.

So later we see a 57 druid. He goes travel form and runs. We chase. I guess he thought he got away cause when I catch up to him he’s fighting a mob. I kill him and wonder where Diabolicus is…

Turns out he’s fighting a 70 priest by himself. He somehow thought Kayona was the druid we were after…

So after I kill the druid I run back to Diabolicus just as he dies. Kayona is at half when I attack. A few seconds later, we literally kill each other at the same time. I shoot an arrow, her spell kills me, my arrow kills her. Was pretty awesome for us 57s to kill a 57 and 70 at the same time. Kayona must have felt like a big loser however. Probbaly nothing new since her arena rating is in the 1400s…

I guess camping us with the 57 druid helping made her feel better. Of course by the time we brought our 70s over she had gone into hiding… She probably guessed that we were bringing in some firepower and since she couldn’t handle 2 57s without help how could she handle 2 70s?

In her defense, warlocks and hunters are both bad matchups for a priest. And her gear is kinda crappy for a 70 while our gear is pretty good for 57…

So a fiend (Diabolicus) and I (Gnometosser) are doing the escort in feralas and figure we’ll finish gathering yeti hides for mark of quality before starting the quest. So we finish getting hides and then come back to see someone has started the escort in the last few minutes. So do we wait for it to respawn or do we go see if it was an AF we can gank?

We go hunting and find Singleshot. We kill him. We go wait for the escort to respawn. Singleshot reses (out of range of my tracking) eat, drinks, summons pet, and returns. We kill him again, but this time he kills our warlock. We were in the middle of fighting a yeti when he attacked – the yeti killed my pet as I was finishing Singleshot and then me.

So we’re talking about how Singleshot is a good player and dishes out a lot fo damage. Looking at his armory (linked to above) we see a purple bow, lots of blues, +40 stam +12 agi on the legs, etc.

Now this was a good pvp expereince because I learned that my CC doesn’t work so well with a lock who like to dot everything. My traps and wyvern sting were pretty useless. That’s the best stuff in survival too…

So we return to our bodies and Singleshot is camping us. My friend decides to go get his main. I said well maybe he is just waiting to start the escort so I’ll res here once the escort starts and see what happens.

So he starts the escort, I res, he kills me easily (no pet, half health, half mana). So my friend is now certain that this calls for the main. I come back to my body and the Alliance bastard is camping me. I have nothing to do while my friend brings his main over so I res a few more times and they – I say they because he brought in reiforcements – gank me each time.

The reinforcements, Ferrisbueler laughs at me (well his targeting was messed up so he laughed at a yeti) after the 2nd or 3rd time they ganked me. I never have understood Alliance behavior – so a 42 rogue and 46 hunter were able to gank a 46 hunter right after resing? Grats?

Anyway, Zazael arrives and makes quick work of the Alliance bastards. It was pretty fun watching Ferrisbueler (I hate gnome rogues) run away as if he had a chance. The dots killed him before he got out of the cave…

So we had 2 meaningful pvp expereinces before the Alliance guys had to make it unfun. After we cleared them out we (me and Diabolicus) do the escort but somehow it fails – we lost track of the chicken at then end when we had to fight the 4 guys that jump you…